Fake It Till You Make It
You know what they say: pretending is just as good as the real thing. If you lack confidence, you just have to suck it up and pretend you rule the world. Having a bad day? Fake a smie, no one will question you. Can’t afford real Uggs? Just get a piece of tape and a marker. No one will know the difference.
Monkey Business
Why wouldn’t a baby monkey come for the deal on bulk bananas? It was buy one get fifty free that day. All the monkeys in town showed up and went bananas.