Ridiculous Walmart Celebrities Not Just Your Average Shoppers
Walmart is one of the best places on earth. Why? Not just because of the plethora of awesome products, but because you can see some of the absolute weirdest people ever! Think we aren’t serious? We have compiled evidence of this. Take a look at the gallery we put together of some of the most outrageous men and women who totally are Walmart trend setters. You should get a good laugh, and you might want to become like one of them.
Walmart is a magical place that has so, so many things. You can buy literally anything you can imagine there. Need clothing? Appliances? Cucumbers? A new TV? Walmart has it. Despite all the millions of products and brands, some people seem to be going to Walmart these days not necessarily to buy things they need, but just to show up and show off. Need a good laugh? Not afraid of a little shock? This gallery of Walmart shoppers is one that will definitely make you laugh out loud and possibly question humanity.
Walmart has been doing very well recently in the business world. They aim to sell bulk products that everyone can afford. Today they are pulling in massive revenue of about $485 billion. While the products certainly were the initial draw, over the years a Walmart culture has certainly developed. Men and women of all ages now go just for the Walmart experience even if they don’t need anything. This culture has developed into a full internet sensation. The shoppers of Walmart have, in their own right, become unidentified celebrities in the mass consumption world. Take a look of the gallery we compiled of just some Walmart celebs. These Walmart photos might have you asking a number of questions, none of which will be “Where can I get that?” All we can say is, next time you go to Walmart, get a shopping cart and then get your camera ready, because you’re probably going to see some laughable ladies and gentlemen.
Very High Heels
Are you too short to reach the top shelf? This woman came prepared. She can reach anything. The shelf packers can’t prevent her from buying her dream products.
Very High Heels
Never Too Late To Dream
Grandpa Joe dreamed he went to Walmart. Wait, he actually did! We love his full head of hair to go with his beautiful dress. He is probably having a very comfortable shopping experience in the middle of the night.
Never Too Late To Dream
Liz, My Crush
It was love at first sight. I thought she was so pretty. I had the nerve to go up to her and ask her out. She didn’t say anything back. I guess lizards don’t speak when they are with other people. Sadness.
Liz My Crush
Walmart Bus
Sick of getting lost in Walmart? Don’t worry, you can create your own public transportation like these people. It is better to get lost together than all alone.
Walmart Bus
Pushy Parents
Who said parents always have to do all the work? Susan made Kevin do all the driving so she could relax a bit.
Pushy Parents
Fake It Till You Make It
You know what they say: pretending is just as good as the real thing. If you lack confidence, you just have to suck it up and pretend you rule the world. Having a bad day? Fake a smie, no one will question you. Can’t afford real Uggs? Just get a piece of tape and a marker. No one will know the difference.
Fake It Till You Make It
Monkey Business
Why wouldn’t a baby monkey come for the deal on bulk bananas? It was buy one get fifty free that day. All the monkeys in town showed up and went bananas.
Monkey Business
Mixed Messages
You definitely need some smooth speaking skills to explain yourself out of this outfit.
Mixed Messages
The American Flag
Never saw a human American flag before? Now you have.
The American Flag
Trend Setter
This young man doesn’t quite have a Beyonce booty, but he is making up for it with his style. I think he posed for awhile because this cannot be easy to cruise around the aisles of Walmart in.
Trend Setter
It’s A Miracle
If you are at Walmart, don’t miss a thing. Short? Bring your Walmart heals. You might miss a life changing product if you don’t. They keep all the best stuff on the top shelfs.
Its A Miracle
If You’ve Got it
If you’ve got it, flaunt it. If you don’t got it, draw it. Or fill it in. We aren’t sure.
If Youve Got It
Shoes For Life
Pressed for time? Need a Walmart pedicure but don’t have time to wait for the polish to dry? Don’t worry, just rock these shoes and you can shop til you drop.
Shoes For Life
Aisle 5
Want a new puppy? You can’t buy it at Walmart. You can however see some left behinds of these pups on aisle 5. Ever heard someone shout, “clean up on aisle 5?” This is why. It’s basically just as exciting as getting a dog, right?
Aisle 5
Dressing Up
Who said Walmart dress code should be casual? You never know who you will meet or who will take your photograph these days in Walmart. Do what these women do, go big or go home.
Dressing Up
The Line… Just Beat It!
This Michael Jackson impersonator needed to pick up beans for the Jackson Family Reunion BBQ. But with so many choices of beans, he told himself, “It doesn’t matter if they’re black or white!”
The Line… Just Beat It
Drain Hair
He had a clogged drain and luckily had a tool connected to his head that saved the day. Now he needs to buy conditioner to get the shine back.
Drain Hair
Slowly Slowly
It is always a good idea to go as slow as a tortoise so you don’t miss something crucial.
Slowly Slowly
Melting Ice-Cream
We think this is fashion art. It is a beautiful frozen yogurt cone slowly melting. We kind of want an ice cream now.
Melting Ice Cream
Changing Rooms?
Walmart is chill. Who needs a changing room? No one judges here, it is part of the company’s policy.
Changing Rooms
Ferret Adventure
This man is following Walmart protocol. He is observing the “no dogs,” rule. He brought his ferret. There are no signs about ferrets.
Ferret Adventure
Be The Rainbow
To be fair, it was “National Rainbow Day.” This woman celebrates all national holidays. Luckily there were no photos taken of her the following day. It was “National Adam and Eve Day.”
Be The Rainbow
Message Received
If you can read this, you’re driving, we mean walking, to close to the man. Back it up and get the message, geez!
Message Received
The Mask
Got a hot date in the parking lot? Don’t worry, you can prepare with a free mud mask sample. You’ll be ready to go in 5 minutes.
The Mask
Young At Heart
You know what they say, dress how you feel. If you feel 15, dress like a 15 year old.
Young At Heart
Cheap Captain American
Didn’t you know superheros get an extra .15 cents off? This guy gets the discount on top of a bunch of coupons he has collected. Nice work, Captain!
Cheap Captain American
Floor Cleaner
This new hire cleaned the floors so impecably, he drew a crowed. The local policemen wanted to see just how he does it.
Floor Cleaner
I Do!
Couples that go to Walmart together, stay together. These newlyweds arrived to open up a joint account. What an amazing start to their lives together.
I Do
Smart Granny
There are alot of people and probably germs in Walmart. Can’t afford to put your grandchild in a full bubble? A simple bag works.
Smart Granny
Safe Town
There is no crime in this town. He has stayed in that post for over 20 years. His work is still valued, though.
Safe Town
Bling Bling
Why not wear all your best jewlery together? You never know who you will run into at Walmart. Don’t miss out on a single compliment.
Bling Bling
Nap Time
Tyrel had exactly 20 minutes to power nap. Good thing his usual spot was open.
Nap Time
Oh, Rapunzel
She has no problem getting her shopping partners up to the top of the shelves. The view from up there isn’t as good alone.
Oh Rapunzel
Melted Ice Cream
This man is doing a representation of melted ice cream. He does it well.
Melted Ice Cream
Mrs. Wolverine
The bigger, the better, right? That’s this woman’s view about her hair. The more frizz, the better. No frizz products are for weaklings.
Mrs. Wolverine
Walmart Celebrity
She is basically the Lady Gaga of Walmart. All her outfits are originals. Photographs of her sporting different unique trends have circulated the internet more times than the Earth has circulated the sun.
Walmart Celebrity
Wild Family
These parents didn’t have the cutest-looking kids in the world, but at least they were well-behaved.
Wild Family
Today’s Special
Not sure how much to sell your child for? No problem, no barcode neccessary at Walmart.
Todays Special
It’s A Kilt!
This man was annoyed at everyone asking about his skirt. It obviously isn’t a skirt, it is a kilt. He could explain that but he had a little more difficulty explaining about those hot pink leggings.
Its A Kilt
“Blue Body Paint… Hmmm”
Go blue, or go home. She didn’t go home. She bought some blue paint to achieve her goal of being 100% blue.
Blue Body Paint… Hmmm
Customer Cupid
This guy just wanted to spread love to all people, especially Walmart customers. What is wrong with that?
Customer Cupid
Killing Two Birds
So little time, so much to do. This woman knows how to multi-task.
Killing Two Birds
Who Pantsed Him?
Can you believe someone pantsed this dude when he was trying on night gowns? Pretty rude, we think.
Who Pantsed Him
Use The Correct Pronoun, Please
If you are tired of being called Mr. instead of Ms., just make a sign. Problem solved.
Use The Correct Pronoun Please
Never Go Shopping With The Wife
Don’t go shopping with your Mrs. unless you want to end up like this guy. Shopping lists are meaningless. Don’t be naieve.
Never Go Shopping With The Wife
Pin Code Thief
Max is a skilled petty ATM pin code thief. . Every day he was finding new ways to surreptitiously acquire other people’s bank card pin codes.
Pin Code Thief
Fashion Plunge
Who needs a lip kit when you can wear a plunge? It’s just as fashion forward. Right?
Fashion Plunge
I See Floating Torsos
They are playing Call of Duty, but IRL.
I See Floating Torsos
It Worked!
Stanley’s time machine worked! The only problem is he aged a bit. Good thing Walmart has tons of beauty products for this very reason.
It Worked
Trend Setter
He took opposite day to the next level. Now everyone is doing it. Could you get on board with this idea?
Trend Setter
