Moolah
What? Five dollars is nothing nowadays anyway. Plus, I was pleasantly surprised that it tasted good. I think I’ll go and eat more money now. Yeah, sounds like a plan to me.
I’m Blue!
Look on the bright side, the blue could have gotten on the couch or on the carpet. At least, it’s just his face and not his whole body. We agree it’s not nice, but hey, could’ve been much worse.