Man, It Was Tasty
Don’t say no unless you’ve tried it. Stinky, gross trash is wonderful. Why don’t you give it a go sometime? Just be careful and don’t get caught. Humans don’t really like that.
Whoops
Well, that’s life for you. Of course, your pooch peed on your bed, you cleaned it! His territory needed reclaiming. There’s only one party that is to blame here, and it’s not the dog.