Told You I Can’t Read
Please mister police officer sir. I can’t read. The sign means nothing to me and I didn’t see it. I also didn’t bring my wallet. I promise to steer clear of the grass.
Blind Drunk
The pink juice is all over the floor. *hic* Someone came in here…*hic* and dropped the whole bottle. *hic* I’m afraid I didn’t see who it was. *hic*