Party Pups
Well, these are just a couple of cute puppies who are completely covered with silly string. Nothing to see really if you consider all the other kinds of mess our dogs get into (which are not easy to clean up). Let’s not go into the details, though. They could get a little…well, messy!
Party Pups
Just Act Like Nothing Happened
There isn’t much more that could be said here since the sign took care of that. As a matter of fact, it’s a bit too detailed for comfort. We do agree that honesty should be the best policy, but there are just times when a rule needs a welcome exception.
Just Act Like Nothing Happened
Doggie Paddle
The doggie paddle needs no introduction, yet it is getting more and more popular, if that is even possible. This pup’s class will surely be a hit for those who would like to learn the stroke. Can the class be real? No seriously. We’re up for it.
Doggie Paddle
Stephen With A “Ph”
Your face when a Starbucks barista finally gets your name correctly and your cup says Stephen with a “Ph”. Cause how often have you gone to Starbucks and explained how to write your name and got some pretty weird spellings? One too many times, probably.
Stephen With A “Ph”
Puppy Eyes
It’s the eyes! Otherwise why would I go pee all over that vintage rug you just brought home? I’m telling you…there’s some kind of magical force behind all of this, and when you see this face, you’ll know that I’m not lying.
Puppy Eyes
I’m A Husky, Hear Me Roar
Got my new roar down. That was me practicing it all night, in case you hadn’t known. Do you want to hear it? The wonderful sound of my people’s song?
I’m A Husky, Hear Me Roar
Toast Master
Any type – plain, cheese, butter, jelly, jam. Any time – morning, afternoon, or evening. Toast all day! That sounds like something everyone can get behind.
Toast Master
Splish Splash
There are only two possibilities here – either things are going terribly wrong, or they are going terribly right. One thing is for sure, though. This pooch seems to be having a grand time in the water. We can’t help but think this is too precious! Definitely something we didn’t know we needed to see.
Splish Splash
Hey Girl Hey!
Sun is out, dinner is in an hour, on a walk, just pooped – not necessarily in that order, but life is definitely good, at least if you’re a dog. What we would give for life to be this simple!
Hey Girl Hey!
Shh… I’m Hiding
If you can’t see them, they can’t see you… right? Apologies, furry friend. The next time you join a game of hide-and-seek, we think it would be best if you find a bigger place for hiding. Just a suggestion.
Shh…I’m Hiding
Pizza Pizza!
We love pizza parties. Who doesn’t? Bread, check. Cheese, double check. Cheese melted on top of bread, please see dog’s face. Would it be possible to be in the doggie’s place instead? Looking at this picture is making us hungry!
Pizza Pizza!
Dogs vs. Cats
There have been many battles in the world, but this one seems to have no end – dogs versus cats. Who will win? The dog has got to be the winner in this one, right? Everyone knows the dog is allergic to the garden. Obviously, it was the cat next door.
Dogs vs. Cats
I Regret Nothing!
Whatever the thing is on the pup’s face, whether it’s cake or flour, this is still the cutest thing we’ve ever seen. And that smile? Well, that’s the icing on the cake!
I Regret Nothing!
Tadaa!
Are you impressed? Wait ‘til you see what this pooch did to the bedroom. We think he gets bored when he’s home alone for half the day (12 hours). We understand, though.
Tadaa!
Pickpocket Doggie
This pup’s face says it all. He knows he’s been caught. From the way his eyes have gotten as big as saucers, to the way he has stopped his paw mid-air. The question is, did he succeed in his naughty deed? We don’t know for sure. All we know is that this photo is epic!
Pickpocket Doggie
I Want A Lawyer
This is called plausible deniability. Well, at least, that’s what the lawyer said. We don’t completely understand what he meant by it, though. It seems this pooch doesn’t either, but is planning to keep doing what he’s doing. We’ll leave him to it, then.
I Want A Lawyer
Mini Tornado
Now, let’s be real here. All you dog owners out there must have come home to something like this many times, right? Rhetorical question – no need to answer. No matter what barricade you put up to keep your dog from getting into something and you swear that there was nothing left for your pooch to get his paws on – he finds something! Always.
Mini Tornado
Guilty.
Did you just notice that now? It’s been there for like forever. Me? Of course not. Why would I do such a thing? No! Why would I lie? Look at me. Is this a lying face?
Guilty.
Oops
I know. You don’t have to tell me. It was my favorite pillow. However, I was bored. At the time, I thought it was a good idea, but now I know I was wrong. Goodbye, favorite pillow. Can you hand me a tissue?
Oops
What Bed?
This is what happens when a dog makes a suggestion nicely (more than once) to his owners that he needs a new bed, yet the humans don’t listen. Well, looks like someone is getting his new bed after all.
What Bed?
The Leftie
This dog has got to be the smartest ever! He knows his left from his right. Now, that is impressive. No, really. Think about it! Do you know a dog who can successfully pull this off? Didn’t think so.
The Leftie
Say It Ain’t So
Everyone has their own preferences if we’re talking about food and taste. This dog is certainly on a whole different level, though. Q-tips, really? No judgement here, but dirty Q-tips? That’s just nasty.
Say It Ain’t So
Shots
Human or dog, if you drink or eat 12 bottles of chocolate liquor, you’re going to get a hangover, for sure. It’s all about living and learning, though. If we’re pointing fingers, however, we blame the human. Why not hide the goods better? The dog was just living life.
Shots
But Look How Cute I Am
We’re not quite sure what happened here. However, whatever has gone down, the dog definitely knows. Just look at his “I’m so beyond sorry” look. Too precious for words!
But Look How Cute I Am
Panda Bear Cuteness
Panda? Check. Dog? Check. Cute? Double check. However, it may be a good idea for you ‘Mr. Panda bear dog man’ to make sure that the head you are chewing off is not that of an antique stuffed animal. That would be much appreciated!
Panda Bear Cuteness
A Not So Thankful Thanksgiving
Double trouble – the best way to describe what went down here. However, we totally understand. What are you going to do when there’s scraps everywhere and food is life? Of course, the logical thing! Eat, eat, and maybe, eat some more.
A Not So Thankful Thanksgiving
Two Peas In A Pod
Looks like these two doggies have reached an agreement. We’re not completely sure, though, if it’s mutually rewarding or if the scales tip in favor of either one. We’ll get back to you once we’ve figured it out.
Two Peas In A Pod
Traitor
The dog seems to be thinking, “Hey, little human. Please point that finger elsewhere and stick that little tongue of yours back in your cute little mouth. I want to have some fighting chance in this too. The big humans will clearly pick you if you’re doing that!” Poor dog.
Traitor
Magazine , What Magazine?
Sorry human. I was reading and I found this article about cats. Something clearly happened but I must have blacked out. I don’t remember doing all of this. Still don’t like cats, though.
Magazine , What Magazine?
What?
Look into my eyes. You will do as I say. You will forget everything you’ve seen here. You did not see anything. I did not go through the trash. My head is not stuck in the lid. Move along now. Yes, that’s right. Keep walking.
What?
Late Night Munchies
What? Where am I? Who am I? I must have been sleep walking…to the fridge. Everyone does this once in a while. Don’t tell me you have not tried this! I saw you last night, at 2 am. Wasn’t that you? I must have been dreaming then. Sorry about that.
Late Night Munchies
Van Goughlden
Van Goughlden has just finished another masterpiece and the artist looks satisfied. His paintings will be on sale starting next week on eBay. We must say he’s done a pawwwfect job.
Van Goughlden
I Was Just Trying To Help
A good dog always tries to help his human whenever he can. Case in point: this dog. He overheard the old door needed replacing, so he took it upon himself to get rid of it to give way for a new one. Isn’t he a good boy?
I Was Just Trying To Help
Me Love You Long Time
Wow, with a face like this, how can you ever stay mad at this pooch? Just leave the past behind and think that whatever is waiting upstairs isn’t worth becoming upset over! Why make life complicated?
Me Love You Long Time
Santa’s Little Helper
This doggie probably attacked the intruder just like what he was told – or he caught sight of the milk and chocolate chip cookies and helped himself to some late night snack. Whatever went down here, Christmas tree down!
Santa’s Little Helper
Sorry, Not Sorry
This doggie doesn’t seem to be really sorry about what he’s done to his brother, but we get it. Humans pull this kind of thing too and we’re not quite sure they feel sorry about doing it either.
Sorry, Not Sorry
Oh No You Didn’t!
Not cool Jerry. There is a doggie code that you need to live by. What kind of behavior is this? Don’t you think you went a little too far? This is not what we expect from a respectable doggie like yourself.
Oh No You Didn’t!
A Bit Of Redecorating
Guess he felt the wallpaper wasn’t really working for him and preferred the walls peach colored instead. However, it would’ve been much better if he finished the job and didn’t leave the mess lying around. What would the humans say?!
A Bit Of Redecorating
For Shame Sir
This pup has learned his lesson. Can’t you just forgive him already? He seems like he is really sorry about it – whatever it is. Look at that face! That, right there, is the look of remorse – plus, he has quite the angelic face.
For Shame Sir
Ahh, You’re Home Earlier Than I Thought
Woah! Didn’t you say you were going to be late? What are you doing here? It’s not even dinner time yet. Wait, it’s not what you think! Let me explain. This whole thing wasn’t me. I was framed!
Ahh, You’re Home Earlier Than I Thought
Cutie
Just because you are super cute doesn’t mean the rules don’t apply to you, or do they? Looks like this dog may have heard that there is always an exception to the rule and is using his cuteness to gain some leverage.
Cutie
Besties
Best friends are God’s little helpers. They’re always by your side and you can lean on them for support. They also corroborate your stories and help you think up an excuse. When you have your best friend around, you can get away with a lot of things, especially if both of you are super cute.
Besties
Hard To Tell
Who’s guilty? The pup on the left, who is sitting calmly and not betraying any nerves, or the doggie on the right, who may have been in the middle of something and was caught by surprise when the photo was taken? We’ll let you decide.
Hard To Tell
Hedgehog Killer
What? Mama enjoys sewing, and as her doggie, it is my responsibility to give her joy and happiness. I am only lending her a paw and as an added bonus, I love helping her out. It’s a win-win situation, so don’t look at me like that.
Hedgehog Killer
Every. Morning.
No need to lie. Everyone looks exactly like this every morning, right before they wake up – and that includes you. You can take your case to court but we doubt you’ll win. Just accept the truth. It’s better that way.
Every. Morning.
Confrontation
This pooch clearly doesn’t like confrontation. He’d rather have his face on the wall than face his mama! We hear you doggie. Sometimes it’s really difficult to get confronted, especially if you know you are at fault.
Confrontation
I Didn’t See A Thing
Look away. Act like you didn’t see anything. If they keep talking to you, pretend you didn’t hear. The humans will eventually give up.
I Didn’t See A Thing
CHEEEEESE
You can’t see it clearly, but he is smiling. Never mind that he’s been caught completely tearing up the bag of flour. He is smiling…like this whole thing is one big joke to him and he knows his humans will understand.
CHEEEEESE
Hoarder
Looks like this Labrador needs to be in therapy. It’s one thing to keep a few things as mementos of special moments but it’s completely different when you actually keep EVERYTHING you can get your hands/paws on. Just look at his stash! It doesn’t seem like he let go of anything at all!
Hoarder
Eye Brows On Fleek
We know what you’re thinking. How could this dog have better eyebrows than me? Well, the good news is you are not alone. Join the club!
Eye Brows On Fleek
Clueless
You know that one picture that you always look at to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day? Well this is ours. Just look at that smile! This pup’s face is epic.
Clueless
Heheheheh
This is too cute! Dogs’ smiles really do light up a room. We bet your heart feels so full from all the cuteness in this picture. Well, guess what? Ours too.
Heheheheh
I Do Not Care
At least, he’s being honest about it, unlike some people, but sometimes dogs can get a bit too honest. He looks quite unimpressed by the whole thing. His smirk says he does what he wants and he doesn’t care what others think. Such a rebel!
I Do Not Care
Chicken Thief
Using a classic excuse and pointing a finger/paw at someone who isn’t around to defend himself are both strategies you can employ to get a free pass every time you get in trouble. However, we’re not sure of their success rates, so if all else fails, bank on your cute faces.
Chicken Thief
I Can Explain
The cat seems to be glad someone found them, the dog, not so much. The human may have been amused. At least I was when I saw this. This is sooo cute!
I Can Explain
Cookie Dough Bandit
Who doesn’t love cookie dough? The doggie clearly loves it and the upset stomach after is not going to ruin cookie dough for him. He looks like he doesn’t regret anything. His human, however, may not share his sentiment.
Cookie Dough Bandit
Dora The Explorer
Things could’ve ended quite differently. At least Dora is still relatively intact and can just get surgery. Sowing her head back on is still a real option. The pooch needs to be commended for being precise.
Dora The Explorer
Garbage Duty
I understand that the garbage is on the floor, but the kitchen lacked some magic and I thought adding a bit of trash to the floor would do the trick. Don’t you think it looks better now?
Garbage Duty
I Don’t Know Nothin’
Just because the mess is near my bed does not mean I had anything to do with it. I have no idea how it got here! And for the record, I absolutely don’t know what it is.
I Don’t Know Nothin’
Don’t Care
Well, the next time you order take out, try to hide it better because foodies such as myself will find it and destroy what is inside. Thank you for the food. It was delicious.
Don’t Care
Guilty As Charged
I thought I heard you say we have no need for tools, so to help you out, I took care of one. You don’t have to look at me like that. I now know I heard wrong. Can’t you just forgive me?
Guilty As Charged
Locksmith Needed
One important lesson you need to learn as a pet owner: Never leave your dog alone in the car. First, because he needs air, and second, because you will find out the hard way what happens if you leave your pooch in your automobile.
Locksmith Needed
Pointing Paws
It seems it’s getting more and more difficult to know who to trust. This doggie learned the hard way. It’s obvious that his buddy sold him out. What we want to know is if there is some shared responsibility here.
Pointing Paws
Dog Technician
What? I was checking if the water works. There was gravy on the plates, so I licked them clean. I didn’t want to be wasteful. I was just trying to help. Why are you so angry?
Dog Technician
He’s Not Hungry
Shhh. I’m still talking. He told me to tell you that he’s not hungry. He also said he doesn’t want the cookie and you can give it to me. Trust me. That is what he said.
He’s Not Hungry
I Freed The Feathers
Just sit back and relax. I already took care of the pillows. Tomorrow, I’ll do the sofa. Don’t worry. All the feathers will be out in no time.
I Freed The Feathers
I Was Worried
I’ve already gone through the trash and I am happy to report that there is nothing going on there. I have everything under control. Wait. Why is your camera out? Should I say cheese?
I Was Worried
It Was A Bad Article
When you said there were a lot of junk articles, he wanted to help you out and did this. He’s not one to take a back seat in things. He goes out there and does them himself.
It Was A Bad Article
It’s Only 2pm!
Hey. You’re here! But it’s only 2 pm! Don’t you have to be at work? Oh this? Well, we’re practicing our routine for the surprise we were planning for you. Guess it’s not a surprise anymore.
It’s Only 2pm!
Taste The Rainbow
This is exactly the reason why they shouldn’t show those fun commercials on TV which insist on “eating and tasting the rainbow.” Clearly, these doggies were influenced by them.
Taste The Rainbow
Told You I Can’t Read
Please mister police officer sir. I can’t read. The sign means nothing to me and I didn’t see it. I also didn’t bring my wallet. I promise to steer clear of the grass.
Told You I Can’t Read
Blind Drunk
The pink juice is all over the floor. *hic* Someone came in here…*hic* and dropped the whole bottle. *hic* I’m afraid I didn’t see who it was. *hic*
Blind Drunk
Tongue Test
This is not what it looks like. You see, the cat challenged me to a test of tongue dexterity and I am not one to back out of a challenge. I know the cat isn’t here but believe me. It was here a few seconds ago.
Tongue Test
Cilantro Breath
This doggie likes stink bugs, and that’s okay. There are much worse things out there that he could enjoy eating, like poo. Just think about what his breath would be like. Cilantro breath is nothing compared to poo breath, so give him a break, will you? Just saying.
Cilantro Breath
I’m The Boss
It’s funny what happened at Easter, especially since it wasn’t you. If it did happen to you, then know that what you have in your hands is a great anecdote that can be shared at parties.
I’m The Boss
And It Was Delicious
First of all, props to you! Finishing six filet mignon steaks is a feat that only legends can do. However, you may want to apologize to your human and his guests who starved and had to eat take out. It’s only understandable your parents are not so happy, but hey, they should know better, right? They can’t just leave food lying around.
And It Was Delicious
Twins
Double trouble? Definitely yes. If you’re the owner of these dogs, we feel your pain. If you are not, then celebrate. We’re sure you’re happy that all of this happened to someone else.
Twins
Perfect Work Record
Sometimes life just has other plans, or rather, your pooch does. This doggie totally ruined his daddy’s work record because the pup chose to roll with the wrong crowd. Skunk stink is one of the world’s worst stinks, so our hearts go out to this dog’s owner. We feel you!
Perfect Work Record
Nope, I Don’t Know A Thing
This look, right here, is priceless. He sure knows how to say, “I am innocent. I know nothing.” However, it’s quite obvious who’s responsible. The doggie doesn’t seem to want to fess up, though.
Nope, I Don’t Know A Thing
Sparkle!
No matter how interesting sparkly poop sounds, we do not recommend the consumption of glitter. Although it is easier to spot sparkly poop in the dark, eating glitter must be really icky. This doggo here can tell you all about it.
Sparkle!
Man, It Was Tasty
Don’t say no unless you’ve tried it. Stinky, gross trash is wonderful. Why don’t you give it a go sometime? Just be careful and don’t get caught. Humans don’t really like that.
Man It Was Tasty
Whoops
Well, that’s life for you. Of course, your pooch peed on your bed, you cleaned it! His territory needed reclaiming. There’s only one party that is to blame here, and it’s not the dog.
Whoops
Don’t Worry, I Fixed It
I should be hailed a hero here. You left and the gadget came to life! I had no choice. It was either him or us. I chose us. I saved our family. We’ve seen I, Robot. Things didn’t end well.
Don’t Worry, I Fixed It
Savage Dog
Wow. The words aren’t coming out. This is way too shocking. What can we say except… bad doggie. Cute, but bad doggie.
Savage Dog
We Need New Walls
You said new walls were needed. I was bored, so I decided to help out. You don’t have to thank me. It was my pleasure. But, I’d like to have my dinner now. I’m sure you can do the heavy lifting yourself.
We Need New Walls
Smooth, Dexter
Now, Dexter, what did I say about breaking things? I said you can only break the (ugly) lamp which no one will miss. You never listen, do you?
Smooth Dexter
Moolah
What? Five dollars is nothing nowadays anyway. Plus, I was pleasantly surprised that it tasted good. I think I’ll go and eat more money now. Yeah, sounds like a plan to me.
Moolah
I’m Blue!
Look on the bright side, the blue could have gotten on the couch or on the carpet. At least, it’s just his face and not his whole body. We agree it’s not nice, but hey, could’ve been much worse.
I’m Blue!
