He Nose This Won’t End Well
A ball to the nose might just cause a nose bleed. But it could potentially break your nose, and then you’ll have to go to hospital, and then you’ll have to get surgery and you’ll need health insurance and they’ll make it expensive and then… Relax. His nose didn’t even bleed.
He Nose This Won’t End Well
First Swim Of The Season
This is almost exactly what it looks like when you plunge into the pool for the first time after the winter. It’s never warm enough, and we never get used to it.
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First Swim Of The Season
